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How inconsiderate it was of us to name the Sun and Moon lovers, when they hardly ever meet. And when they do meet, it’s only for a few moments before they part once again. 

How inconsiderate it was of us to say that a flower is beautiful, then cut it up to give to someone, only for it to die a few days later.

How inconsiderate it was of us to say we love our planet, yet we destroy it everyday.

Why are we so inconsiderate?

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.


Artist: Claude Debussy

hakmeetstak:

Clair de lune (Claude Debussy)

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

i’ve been waiting for this